The Chase Begins
Someone promised AI would transform everything by Q3. The transformation team assembled. The donkey had other plans.
Practitioner refuge · map of the whole operation
The credible, real-time place for the truth about AI at work — who's running, who's getting cut, whether the carrot's real, and where it's headed.
AI is the carrot on the stick, and all of tech is the donkey chasing it — a trillion-dollar sprint after a promise that's always just out of reach. You might be living that chase; this site is the opposite: one place that hands you everything you need on AI. The name is the chase you're stuck in — the site is how you get ahead of it.
Every surface below is one move in the same system. Pick your reason for coming — or browse the full map.
Start here
Six reasons people land — each door routes to the right surface. Help first, not just navigation.
Records, theses, and the Intelligence Hub — everything we know about your company in one place.
Layoffs → Hub → Is this a bubble?Fragility thesis, circular financing, and filings-grounded scorecards — the capstone desk.
Bubble Watch → My industryAV pilot live; Retail & Travel coming. Sets your lens across Wire, hub, and video.
Industry lens ↓ What's happening nowLive headlines and forum pulse — signal vs noise, updated on cadence.
Wire · Rumors → How do I build?Ship the 5%, curated repos, and grounded Q&A when Ask is live.
Build / Learn → Entertain meDonkey Shorts satire, explainers, and the AI Arcade — brand with bite.
Watch →Full map
Grouped like the site nav. Expand a cluster for every surface — live now and reserved slots.
Records, charts, company theses.
Live tickers and narrative themes.
Forum pulse and crowd signal.
Fragility desk and Walk the Loop.
Four-panel company fusion.
Demand-side ground truth in Bubble Watch.
Learning paths and ship-the-5% method.
Curated agent & AI repos.
Grounded Q&A from published content.
Still alive
A heartbeat across surfaces — not the full feed. Each tile links through with an honest freshness label.
The system
Corporate AI is a performative loop — motion mistaken for progress. ADC maps the loop, names it, then draws the line out: truth → method → ship.
The deck says AI-first. The chase is still real. We laugh at the dysfunction honestly, then point to what actually works.
Your industry
Sets a site-wide lens (stored locally). AV pilot is live; more verticals on the roadmap. Default = all industries, unchanged.
Comedy
Fiction, for the record. Corporate AI Donkey Chase comedy is satire. All characters, companies, and scenarios are fictitious and do not represent — or claim to depict — any real company, any situation within a company, or any actual person. Episodes are creative compositions: themes stitched together from a range of material posted publicly across the internet, for entertainment purposes only.