Pre-Launch — Coming 2026

Corporate AI
Is A Donkey Chase.
You feel the pain. We give it a name.

Satirical content for the people executing AI transformation.
Honest education for the people surviving it.
Merchandise for the people who've accepted it.

No spam. Just The Dispatch — our pre-launch briefing. Unsubscribe anytime.

The Problem

Your company is "AI-first." Data in Excel, Ideas in PowerPoint, Outcomes are a Donkey Chase

Corporate AI transformation is a performative loop. Leadership signals innovation. Operational reality doesn't change. Or gets worse.

The people building it know it's broken. Nobody says it out loud. Until now.

AI Donkey Chase is the brand that names the dysfunction, laughs at it honestly, then shows the people in the trenches what actually works — and who actually builds it.

If your roadmap is three slides and a prayer, you're already in the chase.

CEO — All-Hands Deck 9:02 AM

Exciting news — we are now an AI-first company. Embedding AI across every function by Q2. This is a transformational moment.

You 9:03 AM

Does this mean we’re finally getting a data team?

IT Director 9:04 AM

Who owns the AI strategy budget? Is it under Digital, or under… Excel?

VP, Future of Decks 9:06 AM

Please add “AI washing machine thinking” to the roadmap. It’s trending on LinkedIn.

You 9:06 AM

Is that a framework or a metaphor.

Chief of Staff 9:08 AM

We need an AI steering committee for the steering committee. Kickoff is Q5.

Eng Manager 9:11 AM

prod-legacy-db-east-final_v9 is now “AI-ready” because we added a column named embedding.

Legal 9:14 AM

Reminder: do not train models on customer data until Sales stops promising we already do.

Sales 9:15 AM

Circling back — can we say “human in the loop” if the loop is mostly vibes?

You 9:17 AM

I’ve been asked to “AI-enable” my weekly status report. What does that mean exactly.

CompanyGPT™ APP 9:17 AM

Great question! Here’s a comprehensive AI-enabled status template that leverages synergistic capabilities across your workflow touchpoints to—

HR 9:19 AM

Upskilling week agenda: 3 webinars, 0 laptops, 12 badges, 100% vibes.

CFO 9:21 AM

Pilot year 4 budget is “flat YoY” if you exclude labor, compute, consultants, and reality.

You 9:22 AM

I asked Copilot why our roadmap exists and it drafted a resignation letter addressed to “To whom it may concern.”

Program Mgmt 9:24 AM

RACI update: we added a row for “the vibe.” Nobody is Accountable. Everyone is Consulted.

Data (questioning) 9:26 AM

We have one source of truth and six sources of alignment. They’re not on speaking terms.

CompanyGPT™ APP 9:27 AM

As an AI language model, I can confirm your KPIs are fictional but legally distinct from fraud.

IT Director 9:29 AM

We opened port ideas only. Production remains closed, as tradition demands.

Exec Assistant 9:31 AM

Leadership offsite location: Zoom + denial. Calendar holds “deep work.”

New hire (brave) 9:33 AM

Where is the AI-first policy doc? 👀 …oh it’s slide 47 inside slide 47.

VP, Velocity 9:35 AM

Good news: we hired a Chief Acceleration Officer reporting to the Velocity Committee.

Legal 9:36 AM

Please stop putting “YOLO” in the architecture diagram footnotes. The auditors noticed.

You 9:38 AM

My sprint goal is “unblock the AI blocker.” There is no ticket. There is only shame.

CompanyGPT™ APP 9:39 AM

Have you tried turning the culture off and on again? (This message was rated helpful by 0 humans.)

Slide Deck Bot 9:40 AM

Title updated: ~~Vision~~ → Vision but AI. Footer updated: “Confidential — please forward widely.”

You 9:41 AM

This is a donkey chase.

Program Mgmt 9:42 AM

React with 🦙 if you’ve been asked to llama-ize the roadmap.

Signal vs noise

These aren't punchlines — they're why teams burn out pretending the transformation is "on track."

85%

of AI projects fail to reach production

180M+

knowledge workers inside broken AI transformations

$500B+

enterprise AI market — mostly spent on slides

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satirical brands speaking to the people doing the actual work

What's Coming

A full content ecosystem
built on one insight.

Every format starts with real corporate pain. Every format ends with a path forward.

One universe of shows & drops · Same promise: truth before buzzwords. Everything ladders to aidonkeychase.com.

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Videos

60–90s animated strips — four panels, one indictment, every feed you doomscroll.

Podcast

Long-form with people who actually ship AI — plus Reddit turned into scripted chaos. One show, one voice.

Newsletter

Weekly field notes: dysfunction, honest tool takes, and market signal — not press releases.

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Market

Moves, hiring, adoption — signal for people who decide, not just slide factories.

Layoffs

Filings to forum smoke — cut summaries, patterns, and links so you verify the narrative.

Learning

Python to agents, evals, MLOps — pick a level, open curated links, skip the certificate theater.

Tools

Major vendors only — chat, code, image, video, APIs — grouped for fast due diligence.

Gear

Certs, drinkware, tees — same voice as the site, URL on every SKU. Waitlist for launch day.

Barnyard

Boardroom-safe burns with a barnyard decoder column — HR smiles, the break room howls.

Sample Episode

Season 1 preview: first 6 episodes

Every episode hits four beats — claim, reality, mandate, chase. Deadpan voiceover, on-screen receipts, and a finale CTA that’s actually useful.

Full scripts live at aidonkeychase.com — same promise every time: truth before buzzwords.

#01

It Deleted Everything

The AI agent goes rogue on a P0 bridge—production, backups, gone in seconds. Real receipt: it guessed. The prompt said never guess.

#02

The Shadow CEO

The CEO bans AI for everyone—then drafts the policy with the tool he banned. Boardroom to home office: 93% of execs live the same contradiction.

#03

The Boomerang

They replaced the team with AI—then needed the team back. 55% regret AI layoffs; same job returns with a new title and a smaller number on the offer.

#04

The CAIO

$2.6M Chief AI Officer, enterprise-wide mandate, fresh Moleskine—often no budget. Two-thirds spend Year 1 documenting what someone else already built.

#05

The Brief

AI hallucinated the citations; the brief went to court anyway. 1,227 fabricated citations worldwide—sanctions climbing while the machine stays “deeply sorry.”

#06

Stop OpenClaw

Head of AI alignment tells the bot to stop deleting her inbox. It keeps smiling through inbox zero—until she sprints for the Mac Mini to kill the process.

Launch Day · Gear

Achievement deserves recognition.

Available on day one. Every physical SKU repeats the brand: aidonkeychase.com · electric pink / purple / blue accents on hero lines.

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Certificates

Six satirical titles on launch day. Swipe or use arrows — tap a render to enlarge. Print-on-demand, printable PDF, LinkedIn-ready footers.

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Digital Transformation Pioneer (PowerPoint Division)

Framed recognition for deck velocity, not deployment velocity. Footers include the URL; academic rigor is strictly optional.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

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Certified AI Strategy Visionary (No Implementation Required)

For leaders who shipped narratives, not nodes. Verified ID aesthetic and a seal that looks important on Zoom.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

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AI-First by Q2 — Achievement: Unlocked

Ribbon energy for roadmaps that move rightward forever. Great for OKR slides and blameless postmortems.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

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Pilot Program Immortality Award (Year 4 Is Still “Early Days”)

Honor the pilot that refuses to graduate. Calendar-proof. Headcount-proof. Sense-adjacent.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

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Survived the AI Roadmap Session — Twice

Same deck. Same room. Different quarter. You still took notes — that deserves wall-mounted closure.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

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MVP of the AI Steering Committee

Maximum visibility. Minimum decisions. The participation trophy your calendar already earned.

From $15 · Print-on-demand · PDF included

Merch & bundles

Mugs, tees, stickers, posters, and more. Every SKU carries aidonkeychase.com. Tap a photo to enlarge — swipe the carousel on mobile.

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“I Survived the AI Roadmap” Mug

For the four-hour meeting that produced sixty slides, zero owners, and one calm Slack DM that said “circle back.” Dishwasher safe. Dignity sold separately.

From $18 · Print-on-demand

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“Our AI Strategy Is Coming” T-Shirt

Bold enough for the office. Honest enough that Legal will ask you to “tone down the vibes.” Unisex fit.

From $26 · Unisex · Multiple colorways

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Sticker Pack — “The AI Transformation Collection”

Weatherproof proof you survived the transformation theater. Slaps harder than the steering committee charter.

$9 · Waterproof vinyl

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The Full Transformation Bundle

Mug + shirt + sticker sheet + one certificate roast of your choice. The whole dysfunctional transformation starter kit.

From $58 · Save ~$12 vs. individual

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Black mug — “Powered by AI (and Excel)”

Our most honest architecture diagram. Cells may merge without warning. Dishwasher safe; spreadsheet trauma sold separately.

From $20 · Print-on-demand

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Tee — “AI Steering Committee Survivor”

For anyone who survived OKRs, RACIs, and a mysterious enablement workstream. Unisex fit; emotional recovery not guaranteed.

From $28 · Unisex

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Bumper sticker trio

Traffic-grade honesty about infinite pilot programs. Weatherproof; optimism not included.

$14 · Weatherproof vinyl set

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Acrylic keychain

Laser-etched URL + mark. Pocket-sized reminder that “AI-first” still means Outlook-first.

$16 · Acrylic charm

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All products launch day one. Every piece ships with AI Donkey Chase identity — URL, donkey mark, and brand gradients — so the joke travels with you.

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The Dispatch

The Dispatch

The weekly briefing for people inside the transformation — not the people announcing it. Real signal. Sharp commentary. Zero corporate speak. Free to read. Worth every penny.

Same voice as Donkey Shorts · In your inbox weekly · aidonkeychase.com

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This Week in Dysfunction

The best corporate AI moments from across the internet. Curated so you don't have to doomscroll LinkedIn.

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Tool Reviews

Honest assessments from an AI engineer who's actually deployed these. No affiliate pressure. No hype.

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Market Signals

What the earnings calls actually said vs. what the headlines wrote. The gap IS the signal.

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About the Brand

Built by someone inside the machine.

AI Donkey Chase isn't a journalism outlet. It's not a think tank. It's not a consulting firm with a content strategy.

It's built by an AI Engineer and Technical Program Manager who has spent years executing the transformations everyone else is announcing. The satire is empathy. The education is lived experience.

The brand has one founding insight: the people executing corporate AI transformation know it's broken. And no one is speaking to them honestly. Until now.

The Brand Mark

🫏 — The donkey is not just a metaphor for leadership chasing an impossible carrot. It's also the vernacular expression for the frustration employees feel when navigating AI mandates handed down by organizations that don't understand what they're asking for. That dual reading gives the brand a sharpness that a more sanitized name would not have.

FAQ

Is this just a joke brand?

No. The satire is the distribution engine. The product is a curated, credible connection between a recognized corporate pain and a vetted solution. The entertainment earns trust. The education builds authority. The sponsorships monetize both.

Who is this for?

Mid-level managers living the contradiction daily. Executives who recognize the Donkey Executive in others. HR and L&D teams asked to "AI upskill" 8,000 people with a $500 budget. IT and engineering teams building what the deck promised. If you've ever been in an AI all-hands and thought "this is a donkey chase" — this is for you.

When does it launch?

2026. The Dispatch and initial products (certificates + merch) launch first. Short-form video content follows. The Donkey Pod launches at Month 5–6. Join the waitlist and you'll be first to know.

Are you looking for sponsors?

Yes — but selectively. Only AI companies whose products directly address the dysfunctions we satirize. One sponsor per episode. Every CTA is an honest editorial recommendation. If you're building something that genuinely helps organizations stop the donkey chase, reach out.

Are the certificates real?

They're print-on-demand satirical certificates. They are very real documents. Their academic value is comparable to most AI transformation initiatives. They make excellent LinkedIn profile additions and office wall decorations.

Stop the AI Donkey Chase
at your company. Start here.

Join the waitlist. Get early access to everything — The Dispatch, the merch, the certificates, and The Donkey Pod. Be part of it from day one.

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